Friday's Earworm from Hell

So, I'm waiting for hubby to finish getting ready for work, minding my own business, not bothering anyone, watching Good Morning America. All of a sudden I see none other than the Spice Girls! They are scarier than they used to be. Particularly "Posh Spice" who not only has new pneumatic boobs, but has dyed her hair platinum! So they're being interviewed about their *Reunion Tour* and then it happened. My newly awake, still tender little brain is accosted by *the song*. So now, what's bouncing through my head?

"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha. "

OK I *so* don't "really wanna zigazig ha"!

As I told my friend, just hand over the letter opener so I can jab it in my ear repeatedly!

I thought I'd share the joy, 'cause I'm generous like that..:)

Wednesday's Ear Worm

So...what song have I had in my head all day?

Are you ready to get in the *Way Back Machine* with me Sherman?

None other than Ringo Starr's "No, No Song", released in 1974. Seriously. Does anyone remember this song?

Here it is...sing along...BWAHAHAHAHAHA:


The No No Song by Hoyt Axton

A lady that I know just came from Colombia
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out some marijuana ha-ha
She said it was the best in all the land.

And I said: No no no no, I don't smoke it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please,it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door.

A woman that I know just came from Majorca Spain
She smiled because I did not understand
Then she held out a 10 pound bag of Cocaine
She said it was the best in all the land.

And I said: No no no no, I don't sniff it no more
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please,it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door.

A man I know just came from Nashville Tennessee-o
He smiled because I did not understand
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho
He said it was the best in all the land.

And I said: No no no no, I don't drink it no more
I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze
And then it makes it hard to find the door.

Tuesday's Earworm

And I am telling you I'm not going.
You're the best man I'll ever know.
There's no way I can ever go,
No, no, no, no way,
No, no, no, no way
I'm livin' without you.

"And I Am Telling You, I'm Not Going" from the musical "Dream Girls"...sadly, the reason its in my head is not because I heard the phenomenal Jennifer Holliday *or* the newly fabulous Jennifer Hudson singing it.

No, it's in my head from the absolutely hilarious 1/13 "Saturday Night Live" performance by Jake Gyllenhaal - who by the way looked *dayum* good in the dress and sounded pretty good as well.

Google it, it's out there. Unfortunately the You Tube link I saw has been deleted "at the request of NBC". Kill-joys.

Thursday's Earworm

Beyonce's "Irreplaceable".

"...to the left, to the left...
[snip]
You must not know 'bout me, you must
not know 'bout me. I could have another you in a minute, matter of fact he'll be here in a minute."

(sigh)